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Rating: U
Category: H
Spoilers: none
Summary: In an Internet chat room, you could be chatting to anyone...

Welcome to Chat! You are in room: WeirdTales#2
You see here: TeenGal99, CHAIR020, nirvanafan, Disco2000, cOmEtBOY, truthseeker42, ROACH_98, DaveC, littlegreenman, ImFromMars!!, I_luv_hanson, 2134x, Hot4u

ImFromMars: Get lost hanson. freak
CHAIR020: Well I've never seen 1 anyhow
TeenGal99: Hey Starbuck!! welcome to hell.. some crap about aliens and ufos
Starbuck: Hi everybody
Hot4u: Any f's wanna chat type 666
TeenGal99: Stats starbuck?
DaveC: What happened to the discussion?
littlegreenman: i'm still here dave.
nirvanafan has left the room
truthseeker42 nods in agreement with littlegreenman
truthseeker42: lets get back on topic
Disco2000: Any1 on ICQ?
TeenGal99: Starbuck? wanna chat?
I_luv_hanson: ur all freaks IMHO.
Starbuck: Pardon, TeenGal99?
TeenGal99: ur new right? how old? female or male?
I_luv_hanson left the room
Hot4u left the room
Disco2000: Wicky waa waa west!
littlegreenman: shut up disco.
truthseeker42: I've seen them.
littlegreenman: honestly?
truthseeker42: at least twice.
Starbuck: Sorry. I'm 35 and female
TeenGal99: ur 35 and on the net? wow. pretty cool though
Starbuck: This is my 1st time in a chat room.
TeenGal99: OK cool.
Disco2000 left the room
CHAIR020: I've gotta go, cya later
ImFromMars: cya chair!
2134x: later, gotta feed the cat. mail me teengal.
teengal99: k, cya.
CHAIR020 left the room
2134x left the room
truthseeker42: no bull lgm. I've seen the truth.
Starbuck: TeenGal, do you want to chat?
TeenGal99: Sure why not. So what do you do? i'm 19/f by the way.
TeenGal99: not teengal for long!! lol
Starbuck: I work for the government
TeenGal99: uhoh!! as what?
Starbuck: just stuff i suppose. and you?
TeenGal99: Still in college. i wanna be a doctor.
Starbuck: really? im an MD. not practising though.
truthseeker42: do you believe littlegreenman?
**You have received a PM from truthseeker42**
-truthseeker42: Hi starbuck. stats?
Starbuck: Uhoh, teengal what is a pm?
TeenGal99: Its a personal message.
**You have sent a PM to truthseeker42**
-Starbuck: Hi. um, f/35ish.
-truthseeker42: lol. ish? dont worry, im like 40.
-Starbuck: oh well.
littlegreenman: any1 seen roach?
ROACH_98: Im here but i gotta go. mail me anyhow green. got the addy?
ROACH_98 left the room
littlegreenman: yup, cya.
littlegreenman: truthseeker, i gotta go do some real life things, doh! So i'll cya here bout 8?
truthseeker42: sure. same topic?
littlegreenman: my UFO books are sittin waitin!
truthseeker42: good! cya, trust no one.
littlegreenman: cya room
littlegreenman left the room
Starbuck: What did you say?
truthseeker42: huh?
ImFromMars left the room
Starbuck: nothing.
DaveC left the room
cOmEtBOY left the room
truthseeker42: so wanna chat?
Starbuck: actually im talking to someone.
teengal99 left the room
truthseeker42: not anymore!!
Starbuck: not funny.
truthseeer42: did i laugh?
Starbuck: how do i know? probably.
truthseeker42: well i didnt.
Starbuck: whats with the name?
truthseeker42: i like it.
Starbuck: truthseeker? whats that supposed to mean?
truthseeker42: better than starbuck
Starbuck: the name means a lot to me.
truthseeker42: its quite a cool name. reminds me of something.
Starbuck: what?
truthseeker42: oh nothing
Starbuck: Moby Dick?
truthseeker42: something like that.
Starbuck: So.
truthseeker42: so?
Starbuck: What do you do?
truthseeker42: you wouldnt believe me if i told u.
Starbuck: trust me, i would.
truthseeker42: its pretty weird.
Starbuck: Oh I can do weird!
truthseeker42: never mind, forget it. maybe i'll mail you.
Starbuck: OK. want my e-mail address? no attachments mind, its a work address.
truthseeker42: fine. i gotta go now anyhow
Starbuck: hang on while i find it
truthseeker42 kisses Starbuck goodbye
Starbuck: how sweet.
truthseeker42: :-)
Starbuck: before i give you it, tell me whats so weird bout your job
truthseeker: really want to know?
Starbuck: yup.
truthseeker42: OK. I'm an FBI agent.
Starbuck: REALLY??!!
truthseeker42: can i have your addy now?
Starbuck: d_scully@fbi.gov
Starbuck: <no speech>
truthseeker42: oh my god.
Starbuck: this is too weird. Mulder?
truthseeker42: what did i tell you?!
Starbuck kisses truthseeker42 back
truthseeker42: I...have to go...

truthseeker42 left the room
Starbuck: well. cya.
Starbuck has left the room
cgb has entered the room

The End

With thanks to the members of Yahoo! XF chat. The chat handles above were made up, but if they do actually exist, I didn't know!

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